Are we in a gay sports bar?
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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