he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
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I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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