They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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