6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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