AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
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If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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