got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
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If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
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Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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