ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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