i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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