found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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