Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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