the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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her facebook's as public as her vagina
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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