I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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