So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
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He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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Ours, apparently.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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