i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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