You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
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I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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