Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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