ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
You took a bar mat shot.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
You need Xanax blowdarts
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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