gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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