can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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