Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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