Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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