Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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