I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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