quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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