im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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