16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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