i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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