This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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