I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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