dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Randomize