Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
