do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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