I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I party with great urgency now.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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