your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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