Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
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But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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