i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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