I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY