you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
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Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch