Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
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sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out