We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol