Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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