fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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