It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
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2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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