YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
