If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
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Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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