woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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