But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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