and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
well you can't waste a boner
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
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i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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