Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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