Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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