There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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