like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Quick, to the slutcave!
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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