That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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