Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
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Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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Just pee around me
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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