She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
two words...techno handjob
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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