Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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