I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
