shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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